Archive for December, 2014

How I Became a Millionaire Overnight and a Billionaire In Less Than A Year

December 31, 2014

It was easier than I thought. I proclaimed myself the owner of all Oxygen on earth and decided to charge only $0.01 per day for usage of my Oxygen. Considering there’s almost 8 billion people in this planet, by day one I had made $80 million dollars.

You can send your check to The Emperor of Oxygen in Chicago. Everyone knows who I am by now. BTW if you are 3 months delinquent I will take everything you own and have you arrested for Invasion of my Property.

Oh, so you are saying how come you never were consulted about my decision? Well, did you vote? Just be grateful that the Oxygen I give you is clean and pure.

fuck all of you and pay me

Screw all of you and pay me

Copyright 2014 Jorge Luis Carbajosa