Archive for November, 2015

On Circumcision

November 10, 2015
circum banana

Circumcised banana

Since circumcision is such a great idea and so scientifically sound, then we should extend this practice to animals. The possibilities are endless! Think of all the animals who could benefit from this human achievement: Elephants, rhinoceros, horses, hyenas, lions, tigers, zebras, cocodriles, hippopotamus, the great bald eagle, turkeys, roosters, turtles, squirrels, dogs, cats, bears….

Then we could put it on the list of great human ideas and accomplishments, like genocide, slavery, scalping, atom bombs and atom bomb testing, nuclear power, capitalism…..

Copyright 2015 Jorge Luis Carbajosa