El descampado

“Hey dad I’m going to pass gas on your face.” For many months now Kemen has talked a lot about “booty” and “passing gas.” It amuses him.
“Well, that’s going to be real stinky,” I tell Kemen.
He laughs hard for a while.
Of course I don’t know how his mother deals with that issue but I try to tell him not talk too much about those things and usually just laugh it off, what is the big deal anyway?