A humble prayer

January 13, 2016

Thank you Mother Earth, Sun, Great Spirit, Higher Power, what some people refer to as God, thank you for the life you have given us.

Please help us abolish all borders and live together as the true brothers and sisters that we are, in a respectful and considerate manner towards not just our fellow humans, but to other beings on this planet, such as Plantssun and Animals.

Please help us live in tolerance and respect, with transparent governments and without fear.

Please help us live in a way where we protect our environment for us and for our children.

And thank you Higher Power, once again, for the opportunity to live.

Copyright © 2016 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

On Circumcision

November 10, 2015
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Circumcised banana

Since circumcision is such a great idea and so scientifically sound, then we should extend this practice to animals. The possibilities are endless! Think of all the animals who could benefit from this human achievement: Elephants, rhinoceros, horses, hyenas, lions, tigers, zebras, cocodriles, hippopotamus, the great bald eagle, turkeys, roosters, turtles, squirrels, dogs, cats, bears….

Then we could put it on the list of great human ideas and accomplishments, like genocide, slavery, scalping, atom bombs and atom bomb testing, nuclear power, capitalism…..

Copyright 2015 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

To Us It Was Tame

April 20, 2015

One of my favorite Native American quotes, reportedly from a Sioux chief, is the following:

“We did not think of the great open plains, the beautful rolling hills, the winding streams with tangled growth,  as ‘wild.’  Only to the white man was nature a ‘wilderness,’ and only to him was it ‘infested’ with ‘wild’ animals and ‘savage’ people. To us it was tame. Earth was bountiful and we were surrounded with the blessings of the Great Mystery.”

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This, in my opinion, is one of the greatest problems that we face in our life here in the U.S. and elsewhere. We have a lack of connection with nature and other life forms. We are driven by money and a false economy. Governments and corporations have succeeded in making us ignorant, in utilizing and exploiting us to their advantage. En fin, sometimes I see little hope for humanity.

Copyright 2015 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

Highway to Hell and Beer

April 20, 2015
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When I was in my early twenties one of my favorite past times on Friday nights was drinking beer and listening to AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” on high volume. I would sing the songs out loud and dance to them while I head banged and played the air guitar. It was beer after beer and I would start getting a buzz after my sixth can. I don’t remember if I drank the whole twelve-pack. Sometimes a friend would come over and join me doing the same thing. I thought this was a lot of fun and often we would go to a bar afterwards and continue drinking. No matter what, my Friday nights would end either in the bathroom puking my guts out or I would pass out in my bed. The next day, of course, I would have a horrible hangover to deal with. I couldn’t help myself.  I sometimes wished I had been Bon Scott, one of my favorite heavy metal vocalists.

Copyright 2015 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

El Café Ibérico en Chicago

April 10, 2015

Cuando vine a vivir a Chicago en 1994 mi primer trabajo fue en un restaurante español que se llama Café Ibérico. Tendría yo unos 27 años, y  pensé que sería la manera más fácil de conseguir un empleo, mientras procuraba encontrar algo fijo en el campo de periodisimo. Tuve la suerte que al llegar el primer día a ese restaurante conocí al dueño, un gallego que se llama José Lagoa,

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Café Ibérico triunfo de España Mundial 2010

e inmendiatamente me ofreció ser su gerente auxilliar. El puesto no era difícil y por las tardes, quedándome las mañanas libres. Sólo tenía que sentar a la gente, observar las mesas, asegurarme que los comensales estaban contentos y cuando se llenaba mucho, ayudar  llevando platos a la mesa. Además comía gratis dos veces al día, a las quince horas cuando llegaba, y por la noche, antes de cerrar.

Al final resultó ser uno de los más divertidos y mejores trabajos que he tenido en mi vida. La mayoría de empleados éramos jóvenes y aunque todos buscábamos algo que pensábamos iba a ser mejor, habíamos creado un ambiente muy alegre y asistíamos a numerosas fiestas juntos y pasábamos muy buenos ratos de juerga. También se conocía a gente muy interesante pues era un restaurante muy de moda al que acudía toda la élite hispana de Chicago y gente anglosajona de todos los niveles. España se ponía de moda, era la época cuando la canción Macarena había empezado a oírse en la península y pronto llegaría a los EE.UU. Este restaurante de inmigrantes gallegos posiblemente habia sido el primero en introducir las tapas al mercado estadounidese y causaron sensación. Los clientes piden varias tapas que son de tamaño muy generoso y se acaban gastando lo mismo que en un restaurante caro pero se van felices pues la música y el ambiente hacen que todo valga la pena.

Ese año también pude vivir cosas de las que nunca me olvidaré. Entre otras el Mundial del 94 se celebró en los EE.UU: España jugaba contra Bolivia en Chicago y tuvimos la presencia de muchísima gente famosa que se había venido a apoyar nuestra selección, entre ellos, el famoso Manolo, el del bombo. Tuve la oportunidad de hablar con él bastante pues a veces me tocaba echar una mano en la barra, donde solía sentarse. Años después pasé un verano estudiando en Valencia y me hice fotos con él en su bar. No se acordaba de mi, cosa normal, pues ha conocido a tanta gente.

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Manolo el del Bombo Valencia 2005

Ese mundial hubieron días que el restaurante y bar estaban tan abarrotados que no se podía ni entrar. El techo en aquel entonces tenía una estructura de madera con centenares de botellas de vino. Una vez vimos como una persona se colgaba del techo mientras flotaba en ese mar de gente, sin tocar el suelo. Otra vez vi a una periodista mexicana vomitar sobre la barra, pero con tanto gentío nadie se dio cuenta, solamente la persona que la acompañaba, otra periodista, que se moría de la vergüenza. Pero el mozo del bar lo limpió rápidamente  y desapareció toda prueba de ese exceso de alcohol y la juerga siguió como si nada. Me acuerdo también que un camarero y una chica un día se metieron en el servicio del bar juntos, que en aquella época era de una sola persona. La buena música que ponía el dueño disimuló bien los gemidos.

Al contrario de los restaurantes americanos en el Café Ibérico los meseros no te limpian la mesa cada dos por tres. El dueño se asegura que sus camareros no acosen a los comensales. Y esa es una de las razones por las que este auténtico restaurante español es el mejor de Chicago, no sólo por los buenos precios y calidad de la comida, pero porque uno puede comer tranquilo sin preocuparse de la hora o de tener que abandonar la mesa para que coman otros.

Copyright © 2017 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

 

 

 

How I Became a Millionaire Overnight and a Billionaire In Less Than A Year

December 31, 2014

It was easier than I thought. I proclaimed myself the owner of all Oxygen on earth and decided to charge only $0.01 per day for usage of my Oxygen. Considering there’s almost 8 billion people in this planet, by day one I had made $80 million dollars.

You can send your check to The Emperor of Oxygen in Chicago. Everyone knows who I am by now. BTW if you are 3 months delinquent I will take everything you own and have you arrested for Invasion of my Property.

Oh, so you are saying how come you never were consulted about my decision? Well, did you vote? Just be grateful that the Oxygen I give you is clean and pure.

fuck all of you and pay me

Screw all of you and pay me

Copyright 2014 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

Life as One

October 27, 2014
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If you think of Life in our planet as One, then Life is experiencing being alive in all its possibilities and circumstances. With all its positives and great negatives, with all its pleasure and pain, Life is being lived at its fullest, in all of the mild and extreme environments, in all its possibilities, that exist in this planet.

Copyright Jorge Luis Carbajosa 2014

Appropriate the Environment

October 21, 2014

You will Featured imagerealize that you have become wealthy overnight. Not the monetary temporary wealth that you are used to hearing about, but rather a permanent wealth that you must start thinking of in order to save our population and environment. Disallow partial ownership of the elements, the environment, by governments and corporations. Ownership and no ownership cannot coexist in a healthy world.Copyright © 2014 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

Environmental Crimes

September 18, 2014

Not too long ago slavery was normal. This meant that a slave-owner could basically do whatever he/she wanted with a black man/woman; kill him/her, have sex with him/her, kill and rape his/her children, sell them, etc. All of this was done without many questions asked, if any. This was what society thought was normal behavior. People would go to church on Sundays and have slaves at home. Well to do people like George Washington, the first American president, had slaves.

In the same way, we commit many environmental crimes today, without knowing what we are doing. If humans are still around in the future, we will look back and be surprised at what we do to our environment without so much as flinching a finger about it.

What environmental crimes do we commit, you may ask? Well even buying gas can be alleged to be an environmental crime because you are not paying what it really costs our environment. All the animals that have been killed to extract it, the environmental damage it caused, the damage to our environment to bring it to the gas station and the damage you will create when you drive your car is not being paid for by you or by the gas companies.

Even simple things like throwing out your garbage can be considered as an environmental crime. Mixing your organic waste with plastic and having that sent to a landfill has an environmental cost and consequences that no one is paying for.

Dramatic you might think but the future of mankind depends on the environment.

Copyright © 2014 Jorge Luis Carbajosa

The Falklands LAS MALVINAS

September 15, 2014

I saw a documentary today about the Falklands War. I remember back in 1982 how everyone would argue on whether they belong to England or Argentina. But today I have come to the realization of what I have always known before, that the Falklands do not belong to either Argentina or England. The Falklands belong to all humans, all animals, organisms and plants that live there.

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